The 35th birthday is a significant milestone, marking a time of continued growth and self-discovery but also lots of funny mistakes and adventures!
In this article, we’ve gathered a collection of the funniest 35th birthday wishes perfect for celebrating this special occasion.
Share these funny quotes to honor the journey your loved one has been on and the endless possibilities that await.
35th Birthday Wishes | A Celebration of Growth and Self-Discovery
You’re halfway to 70! Congrats!
Now that you’re 35, it’s time to start lying about your age.
Don’t worry, 35 is the new 25. Except for the creaky knees.
You’re not getting older, you’re just upgrading to a better version of yourself.
35: the age when you start to appreciate naps.
At 35, you’re still young enough to do dumb things, but old enough to know better.
You’re officially in the middle age bracket. Congrats on making it this far!
35 years of being awesome, and still going strong.
Don’t worry about turning 35. You’re like a fine wine, getting better with age.
Happy 35th birthday! Remember, you’re not getting older, you’re just getting more distinguished.
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Congratulations on reaching the age where you start to appreciate stretchy pants.
You’re 35 years old, but you still have the spirit of a 21yearold. It’s just buried under a few extra pounds and wrinkles.
Happy 35th! Time to start embracing the dad jokes and sensible shoes.
You’re 35 today. That’s 840 months, or 3,652 weeks, or 25,550 days. But who’s counting?
35: the age when you start to realize that hangovers last longer than they used to.
Happy 35th birthday! May all your dreams come true, except for the ones involving hair growth and wrinkles disappearing.
At 35, you’ve reached the age where you can no longer blame your problems on being young and dumb.
You’re 35 years old, but don’t worry, you can still party like you’re 25. It just takes a little longer to recover.
You’re 35 today, which means you’ve officially reached the age where your body starts making strange noises when you stand up.
Happy 35th birthday! May your day be filled with cake, balloons, and naps.
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You’re 35 now, which means it’s time to start investing in antiaging products. Or just accept that wrinkles are the new black.
At 35, you’re finally old enough to know better, but young enough to still do it anyway.
Happy 35th birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, joy, and a little bit of incontinence.
You’re 35 today, but you still look like you’re in your 20s. Maybe it’s all that sunscreen you’ve been using.
At 35, you’re like a classic car. You may have a few dings and scratches, but you’re still a beauty.
Happy 35th birthday! May your wrinkles be as few as your regrets.
You’re 35 today, which means you’ve officially entered the age of bifocals and ear hair trimmers.
35 years old and still fabulous. Keep it up!
You’re 35 today, but don’t worry, you’re still young enough to make foolish decisions. Just make sure you have good health insurance.
At 35, you’re like a fine wine. You’re expensive, you’re sophisticated, and you give people headaches.
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Happy 35th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like cake, wine, and not having to share your food.
You’re 35 today, but you still have the energy of a teenager. It’s just buried under a few extra layers of body fat.
At 35, you’re like a superhero. You have the power to nap at any time, anywhere.
Happy 35th birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and a little bit of Botox.
You’re 35 years old, which means you’re officially old enough to use the phrase ‘back in my day.’
At 35, you’ve reached the age where you start to appreciate sensible shoes and elastic waistbands.
Happy 35th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like Netflix, wine, and not having to wear pants.
You’re 35 today, but don’t worry, you still have plenty of time to achieve your dreams. Unless your dream is to be a professional athlete, in which case, you’re screwed.
At 35, you’re like a fine cheese. You’ve aged well and you smell a little funky.
Happy 35th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like cake, presents, and not having to share your space.
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You’re 35 years old, but don’t worry, you still have plenty of time to figure out what you want to be when you grow up.
At 35, you’re like a wellseasoned cast iron skillet. You may have a few scratches and dents, but you’re still as good as new.
Happy 35th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like family, friends, and not having to adult for a day.
You’re 35 today, but don’t worry, you’re still young enough to enjoy life. Just make sure you have a good chiropractor on speed dial.
At 35, you’re like a classic rock song. You’re still relevant, but you’re not as cool as you used to be.
Happy 35th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like cake, laughter, and not having to shave your legs.
You’re 35 years old, but don’t worry, you’re still hot. It’s just that your flashes are now of a different kind.
At 35, you’re like a fine art piece. You’re timeless, elegant, and people appreciate you more as you age.
Happy 35th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like wine, cheese, and not having to pretend you’re interested in small talk.
You’re 35 today, but don’t worry, you’re still young at heart. It’s just your back that’s feeling a little older.
Wrap up
We believe you’ve enjoyed this funny list of 35th birthday wishes that will add the necessary ingredient to that special day.
