70+ Funny 40th Birthday Quotes for an Unforgettable Day

Welcome to the 40s club, where the only thing you get for your birthday is another wrinkle.

At 40, you’re officially over the hill. But don’t worry, the view from here is pretty great.

Congratulations on surviving four decades of life! It’s all downhill from here.

40 years old and still fabulous. Just don’t forget to take your daily dose of Metamucil.

You’re 40 today, but don’t worry, you’re still young enough to make bad decisions. Just make sure you have good health insurance.

Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like wine, chocolate, and not having to share your food.

At 40, you’re like a classic car. You may have a few dents and scratches, but you’re still a beauty.

Welcome to your 40s, where everything starts to sag except for your enthusiasm for cake.

You’re 40 years old, but don’t worry, you’re still young at heart. It’s just your back that’s feeling a little older.

Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like cake, balloons, and naps.

At 40, you’re like a fine wine. You’re expensive, you’re sophisticated, and you give people headaches.

You’re 40 today, which means it’s time to start investing in antiaging products. Or just accept that wrinkles are the new black.

Happy 40th birthday! May your wrinkles be as few as your regrets.

You’re 40 years old, but don’t worry, you can still party like you’re 30. It just takes a little longer to recover.

At 40, you’re finally old enough to know better, but young enough to still do it anyway.

Happy 40th! Time to start embracing the dad jokes and sensible shoes.

You’re 40 today, but you still have the spirit of a 25yearold. It’s just buried under a few extra pounds and wrinkles.

At 40, you’re like a superhero. You have the power to nap at any time, anywhere.

Happy 40th birthday! May all your dreams come true, except for the ones involving hair growth and wrinkles disappearing.

You’re 40 years old, which means you’re officially old enough to use the phrase ‘back in my day.’

At 40, you’ve reached the age where you start to appreciate sensible shoes and elastic waistbands.

Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, joy, and a little bit of incontinence.

You’re 40 today, but don’t worry, you still have plenty of time to achieve your dreams. Unless your dream is to be a professional athlete, in which case, you’re screwed.

At 40, you’re like a fine cheese. You’ve aged well and you smell a little funky.

Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like Netflix, wine, and not having to wear pants.

You’re 40 today, but don’t worry, you still have plenty of time to figure out what you want to be when you grow up.

At 40, you’re like a wellseasoned cast iron skillet. You may have a few scratches and dents, but you’re still as good as new.

Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like family, friends, and not having to adult for a day.

You’re 40 years old, but don’t worry, you’re still hot. It’s just that your flashes are now of a different kind.

At 40, you’re like a classic rock song. You’re still relevant, but you’re not as cool as you used to be.

Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like cake, laughter, and not having to shave your legs.

You’re 40 today, which means you’ve officially entered the age of bifocals and ear hair trimmers.

At 40, you’re like a fine art piece. You’re timeless, elegant, and people appreciate you more as you age.

Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like wine, cheese, and not having to pretend you’re interested in small talk.

You’re 40 years old, but don’t worry, you’re still young enough to enjoy life. Just make sure you have a good chiropractor on speed dial.

At 40, you’re like a fine wine. You’re getting better with age, and people still appreciate you even if you come with a cork.

Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like cake, presents, and not having to share your space.

You’re 40 today, but don’t worry, you’re still young enough to make foolish decisions. Just make sure you have good life insurance.

At 40, you’re like a superhero. You have the power to fall asleep on the couch in the middle of a party and still wake up feeling refreshed.

Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like wine, chocolate, and not having to wear pants.

You’re 40 years old, which means you’re officially old enough to complain about the music these days.

At 40, you’re like a classic movie. You’re a little dated, but you’re still a classic.

Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like friends, family, and not having to share your dessert.

You’re 40 today, but don’t worry, you’re still young enough to chase your dreams. Just make sure you have comfortable shoes on.

At 40, you’re like a fine whiskey. You’ve aged well, and people still love you even if you give them a headache.

Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like cake, wine, and not having to wear a bra.

You’re 40 years old, but don’t worry, you’re still fabulous. It’s just that your fabulousness is now combined with a little bit of practicality.

At 40, you’re like a classic book. You may be a little worn, but you’re still a great read.

Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like laughter, love, and not having to share your chips.

You’re 40 today, but don’t worry, you’re still the same person you were at 39. It’s just that now you’re officially in your 40s.

At 40, you’re like a classic painting. You may have a few cracks, but you’re still a work of art.

Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like good food, good wine, and not having to share your pillow.

You’re 40 years old, but don’t worry, you’re still young enough to be foolish. Just make sure you have a designated driver.

At 40, you’re like a classic song. You may be a little worn out, but people still love to sing along.

Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like relaxation, pampering, and not having to answer your phone.

You’re 40 today, but don’t worry, you’re still young enough to learn new things. Like how to use social media without embarrassing yourself.

At 40, you’re like a vintage wine. You’ve aged well, and people still want to savor your flavor.

Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like laughter, love, and not having to wear high heels.

You’re 40 years old, but don’t worry, you’re still the same person you were at 29. It’s just that now you’re wiser and have more wrinkles.

At 40, you’re like a classic car. You may need a little tuneup, but you’re still a classic beauty.

Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like good food, good company, and not having to do the dishes.

You’re 40 today, but don’t worry, you’re still young enough to be spontaneous. Just make sure you have a backup plan.

At 40, you’re like a classic novel. You may be a little outdated, but your story is timeless.

Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like relaxation, pampering, and not having to wear a tie.

You’re 40 years old, but don’t worry, you’re still young enough to have fun. Just make sure you have a designated driver and a good chiropractor.

At 40, you’re like a classic album. You may be a little scratchy, but your songs are still the soundtrack of your life.

Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like good wine, good friends, and not having to share your dessert.

You’re 40 today, but don’t worry, you’re still young enough to try new things. Just make sure you have a good life insurance policy.

At 40, you’re like a classic poem. You may be a little hard to understand, but you’re still beautiful.

Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like good food, good wine, and not having to wear pantyhose.

Wrap up

Sharing one or a few of these funny 40th birthday wishes is a special way to celebrate your loved one’s accomplishments, and the exciting future ahead. Choose the perfect quote from our collection that captures the essence of this milestone, and make their fortieth birthday celebration truly unforgettable.