Birthdays are the perfect excuse to show your boyfriend how much you love him… and how much you love roasting him, too.
Whether your guy is the type to laugh at dad jokes, sarcastic one-liners, or cheeky flirtations, these funny birthday quotes for boyfriend are guaranteed to make him smirk, chuckle, or question all his life choices.
Humor is love’s secret weapon — and on his big day, there’s no better gift than laughter (okay, maybe pizza).
So grab a candle, light the cake (or vice versa), and send him one of these hilarious birthday quotes that say: I love you… and I love making fun of you even more.
Funny Birthday Quotes for Boyfriend to Make Him Smile
You’re not older — just slightly more expired.
You’re aging like wine. Too bad you still act like boxed wine.
Happy birthday to the only guy I’d tolerate snoring next to.
You make my heart skip a beat… and my eye twitch.
You’re still hot. It’s just heartburn now.
You’re my favorite pain in the butt. Happy birthday, babe!
I was going to get you something amazing for your birthday… but then I remembered you already have me.
Congratulations! You’ve officially leveled up to still can’t cook status.
You’re not getting older — you’re becoming a classic. Like flip phones and MySpace.
Happy birthday! You’re now officially too old to trust a fart.
You age like fine cheese — questionable, but oddly irresistible.
If you think I’m not going to post an embarrassing photo of you, think again.
Love you forever. But don’t push your luck today — I’m out of wrapping paper and patience.
Happy birthday to the man who still can’t find anything in the fridge.
You’re the only person I’d share my fries with. On your birthday. For 5 minutes.
Don’t worry — I won’t tell anyone how old you are. Just how immature.
Happy birthday! You’re now older than the jokes you laugh at.
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Aging suits you. Wrinkles and all.
You’re like a birthday cake: sweet, dense, and full of hot air.
It’s cute how you think birthdays still mean presents.
Hilarious Birthday Wishes for Your Boyfriend
You’re the only man I’d let steal the covers… and my fries.
Happy birthday to my boyfriend, who still can’t remember where he put his keys — or my birthday.
You’re not old. You’re just… retro.
Behind every great woman is a man wondering if he remembered her birthday.
Thanks for being the reason I have trust issues with the bathroom mirror.
You’ve officially reached the age where naps are better than parties.
You still give me butterflies… or maybe it’s heartburn from the cake.
Here’s to another year of pretending your jokes are funny.
You’re the peanut butter to my jelly… slightly sticky and sometimes annoying.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake and care less.
If I had a dollar for every time you made me laugh, I’d still be broke… because your jokes are bad.
Happy birthday! You’re one step closer to Velcro shoes and bedtime at 8.
You’re my favorite distraction — even when you’re snoring.
Just like your Wi-Fi signal, your memory is weakening with age.
Your birthday gift? Me not singing to you in public.
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Today, you’re the king. Tomorrow, you’re back to taking out the trash.
Congrats! You’ve unlocked a new age bracket.
No matter how old you get, you’ll always be the same lovable man-child.
If you were a wine, you’d be boxed.
Keep aging. I need someone to grow old and grumpy with.
Lighthearted and Playful Birthday Quotes for Boyfriend
You’re the only person who makes me roll my eyes and blush at the same time.
Happy birthday to the one who thinks he’s always right. Spoiler: he’s not.
You’re the reason I smile… and occasionally drink.
You’re my favorite person to argue with about what to eat.
Happy birthday! Another year closer to yelling at the TV more than watching it.
The older you get, the more I love your dad jokes. Said no one ever.
You’re the only man who thinks socks and sandals are acceptable. Still love you.
Your gift is me not mentioning your age in the caption. You’re welcome.
Today, you’re the star. But remember, I’m still the main character.
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Birthdays are like alarms: annoying, repetitive, and impossible to ignore.
You make every day better. Especially when you’re quiet.
You’re my ride-or-die. Mostly because you can’t parallel park.
Another year of you being handsome, charming, and completely unaware of how the dishwasher works.
You’ve still got it. Not sure what it is, but you’ve got it.
Happy birthday to the man who stole my heart and my snacks.
You’re aging like a smartphone: useful, slightly cracked, and constantly needing updates.
Your hugs are my favorite place, even if you smell like laundry detergent and confidence.
Happy birthday! I’d list all the reasons I love you, but this isn’t a novel.
You’re not old — you’re a limited edition. With quirks.
Here’s to the guy who thinks he’s the funniest person in the room. Bless your delusion.
Cute and Funny Birthday Messages for Him
You’re the reason I check the fridge twice. Once for food. Once for peace and quiet.
You’re still the same boy I fell in love with — just with more back pain.
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You’re the bacon to my eggs. Slightly greasy but undeniably good.
You age like a meme — better with context.
Thanks for never pretending to be someone else — especially when someone else might clean more.
You’re my favorite notification. Most of the time.
Happy birthday to my human alarm clock and snack thief.
You’re the only person I’d watch your boring shows with.
Happy birthday! I’d get you something cool, but I spent all my money on coffee and impulse buys.
You’re the rock in my life. Mostly because you refuse to move off the couch.
Let’s grow old together. But not like… wrinkly overnight. Slowly, okay?
You may be older, but you’ll never outgrow fart jokes.
You complete me. In the most inconvenient, frustrating, wonderful way.
Your laugh still makes me smile — even if you snort at your own jokes.
You were born to make me laugh. Or at least try.
Happy birthday to the man I love more than I love being right.
If I had a dollar for every time you annoyed me, I’d buy you a better sense of humor.
You’re not perfect, but you’re perfect for me. Especially when you bring food.
You’re aging like a dad joke: weirdly comforting and totally embarrassing.
Still hot. Just in a wear-socks-to-bed kind of way now.
Funny Birthday Sayings for Boyfriend with Humor and Love
You’re the only person who can forget where his phone is… while holding it.
Your birthday wish? Me pretending not to correct your grammar today.
You’re like Wi-Fi. When you’re gone, I panic.
You’re not old — you’re just seasoned. Like overcooked steak.
Your love language is snacks and sarcasm. Mine is tolerating it.
You’re still younger than you’ll be tomorrow. So there’s that.
Happy birthday to the man who thinks he’s Batman, but snores like Robin.
You’re the only person I’d trust with my secrets. But not my Netflix password.
If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right… unless we’re arguing.
Here’s to you: older, wiser, and still refusing to fold laundry.
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Happy birthday! You’re now officially in the “groan when you stand up” era.
Still sexy. Still mine. Still can’t cook.
Love you more than you love your video games. Barely.
You’re aging like an avocado. It all happened overnight.
Your only job today is to enjoy yourself… and let me take the credit.
You’ll always be my favorite distraction. Especially when you’re quiet.
Every birthday with you is a blessing… and a test of my gift-wrapping skills.
Happy birthday to the one who knows my flaws and still sticks around. Suspicious.
You’re the only guy I’d build a blanket fort with at this age.
Birthday kisses come with sarcasm. It’s a package deal.
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