150+ Funny Birthday Quotes for Her | Make Her Day Special

Another year older and still as fabulous as ever!

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

Age is just a number, but wrinkles are the real deal.

You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic.

Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still not old enough to know better.

The older we get, the more we appreciate a good nap.

You know you’re getting old when your birthday cake looks like a prairie fire.

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

Happy birthday to someone who’s now officially too old to die young.

You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming more distinguished.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your birth certificate is written in Roman numerals.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting better… at hiding your age!

Don’t worry about your age, you’re still younger than you’ll be next year.

Happy birthday to someone who’s ageless, timeless, and priceless… except for when it comes to buying drinks!

Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.

Don’t worry about your age, just think of all the discounts you can now get!

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. You seem to have chosen wisely.

Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a fine wine… fullbodied, with a hint of sass.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to the sweet embrace of death.

I’m not saying you’re old, but you remember when emojis were called emoticons.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting better at knowing when to use your ‘I’ve fallen and I can’t get up’ button.

Happy birthday to someone who’s young at heart… and in the knees, and in the back, and in the neck…

Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still hot… flashes.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your first car was a covered wagon.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more experienced at pretending to like presents you don’t want.

Happy birthday to someone who’s not just a year older, but a year better… at hiding their own Easter eggs.

Don’t worry about your age, it’s just a number… that gets bigger every year.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your favorite TV show is still in black and white.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to the age when people start calling you ‘young lady’ ironically.

Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a banana… starting to get a little mushy around the edges.

Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still young enough to do something stupid.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your yearbook photo was taken with a camera obscura.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more selective about who you let see you without makeup.

Happy birthday to someone who’s still young enough to party like it’s 1999… or at least like it’s 2019.

Don’t worry about your age, you’re still a babe… magnet for cobwebs.

I’m not saying you’re old, but you remember when Google was just a sound made by a baby.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more distinguished… like a fine cheese or a vintage wine.

Happy birthday to someone who’s still got it… if by ‘it’ we mean a prescription for Metamucil.

Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still young at heart… if your heart was 80 years old.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your favorite color is ‘sepia’.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more experienced… at dodging questions about your age.

Happy birthday to someone who’s aging gracefully… like a turtle on a skateboard.

Don’t worry about your age, you’re still young enough to do something you’ll regret tomorrow.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your first concert was the sound of dinosaurs mating.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more distinguished… like a wellworn pair of sweatpants.

Happy birthday to someone who’s still got it going on… if by ‘it’ we mean back pain and a love of crossword puzzles.

Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still young enough to embarrass yourself in public.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your first computer had a crank.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more valuable… like a classic car or a vintage bottle of wine.

Happy birthday to someone who’s aging gracefully… like a fine piece of cheese left out in the sun.

Happy birthday to someone who’s been around the block so many times, they should get frequent flyer miles.

Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still young enough to be mistaken for a grandma at the grocery store.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your birth certificate is written in hieroglyphics.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more experienced… at forgetting where you put your keys.

Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a fine cheese… starting to get a little moldy around the edges.

Don’t worry about your age, you’re still young enough to make the same mistakes over and over again.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your first job was as a scribe.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more distinguished… like a garden gnome with a toupee.

Happy birthday to someone who’s still got it… if by ‘it’ we mean a collection of cats and a rocking chair on the porch.

Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still young enough to believe in unicorns.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your favorite book is the Bible… the Gutenberg Bible.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more valuable… like a rare stamp or a limitededition Beanie Baby.

Happy birthday to someone who’s aging gracefully… like a pug in a tutu.

Don’t worry about your age, you’re still young enough to wear a tiara and pretend to be a princess.

I’m not saying you’re old, but you remember when ‘streaming’ meant going fishing.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more distinguished… like a garden gnome with a fancy hat.

Happy birthday to someone who’s still got it going on… if by ‘it’ we mean a love of shuffleboard and early bird specials.

Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still young enough to ride a rollercoaster… if you take your heart medication first.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your favorite band is the Beatles… the actual bugs.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more experienced… at complaining about the weather.

Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a fine wine… fullbodied, with a hint of desperation.

Don’t worry about your age, you’re still young enough to eat cake for breakfast.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your favorite TV show is ‘The Lawrence Welk Show’.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more distinguished… like a garden gnome with a monocle.

Happy birthday to someone who’s still got it… if by ‘it’ we mean a collection of porcelain dolls and a love of matinee movies.

Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still young enough to believe in fairy tales… and Botox.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your first car was powered by steam.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more experienced… at telling the same stories over and over again.

Happy birthday to someone who’s aging gracefully… like a turtle with a walker.

Don’t worry about your age, you’re still young enough to wear a tutu and pretend to be a ballerina.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more distinguished… like a garden gnome with a cane.

Happy birthday to someone who’s still got it going on… if by ‘it’ we mean a love of bingo and a closet full of polyester pantsuits.

Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still young enough to fall asleep during a movie… and not just because it’s after 9 PM.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your favorite song is ‘Old MacDonald’.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more valuable… like a rare coin or a vintage pair of Jordache jeans.

Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a fine wine… fullbodied, with a hint of senility.

Don’t worry about your age, you’re still young enough to play with toys… as long as they don’t require batteries.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your first phone had a rotary dial.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more distinguished… like a garden gnome with a pocket square.

Happy birthday to someone who’s still got it… if by ‘it’ we mean a love of jigsaw puzzles and early bird dinners.

Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still young enough to believe in Santa Claus… and colonoscopies.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your favorite movie is ‘Gone with the Wind’… the original silent version.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more experienced… at avoiding social media.

Happy birthday to someone who’s aging gracefully… like a sloth on a rocking chair.

Don’t worry about your age, you’re still young enough to wear a tiara and pretend to be a queen.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your favorite band is the Rolling Stones… the actual rocks.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more distinguished… like a garden gnome with a bow tie.

Happy birthday to someone who’s still got it going on… if by ‘it’ we mean a love of crossword puzzles and a drawer full of Tums.

Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still young enough to dance… as long as it’s a slow one.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your favorite TV show is ‘The Andy Griffith Show’… the original radio version.

Happy birthday to someone who’s been around so long, they probably invented fire.

Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still young enough to wear high heels… as long as you don’t have to walk too far.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your first kiss was with a caveman.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more experienced… at avoiding the phone.

Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a fine wine… fullbodied, with a hint of sass and a bouquet of Depends.

Don’t worry about your age, you’re still young enough to believe in love at first sight… but not at first bite.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your favorite movie star is Charlie Chaplin.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more distinguished… like a garden gnome with a fedora.

Happy birthday to someone who’s still got it… if by ‘it’ we mean a love of knitting and a fridge full of prune juice.

Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still young enough to appreciate a good fart joke.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your favorite song is ‘When the Saints Go Marching In’… the original Gregorian chant version.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more experienced… at falling asleep in the middle of a conversation.

Happy birthday to someone who’s aging gracefully… like a sloth on a hammock.

Don’t worry about your age, you’re still young enough to wear a tutu and pretend to be a fairy.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your first computer was a stone tablet.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more distinguished… like a garden gnome with a monocle and a top hat.

Happy birthday to someone who’s still got it going on… if by ‘it’ we mean a love of knitting and a collection of crossword puzzle books.

Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still young enough to remember the lyrics to ‘I Will Survive’.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your favorite book is the Bible… the Gutenberg Bible… in its original Latin.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more valuable… like a rare comic book or a vintage pair of bellbottoms.

Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a fine cheese… starting to smell a little funky.

Don’t worry about your age, you’re still young enough to wear a crown and pretend to be a queen.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your first job was as a court jester.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more distinguished… like a garden gnome with a cane and a top hat.

Happy birthday to someone who’s still got it… if by ‘it’ we mean a love of knitting and a drawer full of compression stockings.

Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still young enough to dance… as long as it’s a slow one with a lot of breaks.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your favorite TV show is ‘I Love Lucy’… the original radio version.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more experienced… at finding excuses to stay home and watch Netflix.

Happy birthday to someone who’s aging gracefully… like a sloth in a rocking chair.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your first car had a horse attached to it.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more distinguished… like a garden gnome with a bowler hat and a briefcase.

Happy birthday to someone who’s still got it going on… if by ‘it’ we mean a love of gardening and a collection of antique tea cups.

Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still young enough to believe in the Tooth Fairy… and the Dentist Fairy.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your favorite band is The Beatles… the actual insects.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your favorite band is The Beatles… the actual insects.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more experienced… at forgetting names and misplacing things.

Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a fine wine… fullbodied, with a hint of sarcasm and a bouquet of prunes.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your first phone had a party line.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more distinguished… like a garden gnome with a bow tie and a briefcase full of crossword puzzles.

Happy birthday to someone who’s still got it… if by ‘it’ we mean a love of knitting and a collection of classic movies.

Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still young enough to believe in fairy tales… and colonoscopies.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your favorite TV show is ‘The Honeymooners’… the original radio version.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more experienced… at napping and complaining about the younger generation.

Happy birthday to someone who’s aging gracefully… like a sloth on a porch swing.

I’m not saying you’re old, but your first camera required a flash powder.

You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more distinguished… like a garden gnome with a monocle, a top hat, and a pocket watch.

Happy birthday to someone who’s still got it going on… if by ‘it’ we mean a love of baking and a closet full of sensible shoes.

Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still young enough to enjoy a good fart joke… and still find it hilarious.

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