It’s that bewitching time of year again—when pumpkins glow, costumes come out, and everything feels just a little more magical (or mysterious).

Whether you’re hosting a Halloween party, posting a themed photo on social media, or just love the cozy thrill of October nights, the right quote can set the tone.

From eerie and poetic to funny and playful, these 100 Halloween quotes will stir your cauldron of creativity and make your spooky season unforgettable.

So light the candles, cue the eerie music, and let’s summon the perfect words for a frightfully good time.

Halloween Quotes That Are Wickedly Delightful

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.

Witch, please—Halloween is my time to shine.

Ghosts just want to have fun.

A little hocus pocus and a lot of candy focus.

October is for cobwebs, costumes, and creeping it real.

Trick or treat yo’ self.

I’m just here for the boos.

If the broom fits, fly it.

Eat, drink, and be scary.

Behind every great witch is a cat rolling its eyes.

Some people are born with Halloween in their blood.

This is my costume—I’m a functioning adult.

You say witch like it’s a bad thing.

Creepin’ it real since birth.

Too ghoul for school.

Boo, Felicia.

Monsters don’t hide under your bed. They hide in your inbox.

Forget the ghosts—fear the group project.

The only thing more terrifying than a haunted house? A low battery.

The only thing more terrifying than a haunted house? A low battery.

Every day is Halloween when you’re fabulous and dead inside.

Spells, Spirits, and Sass: Halloween Quotes to Haunt Your Feed

Witch better have my candy.

Pumpkin spice and everything fright.

Broom hair, don’t care.

I put a spell on you… and now you’re wine.

I’m just a haunt mess.

Haunt now, nap later.

Resting witch face is a full-time vibe.

Keep calm and carry a stake.

Pumpkins scream in the dead of night.

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.

Just a ghost trying to find its boo.

Feeling fang-tastic today.

Bat hair, don’t care.

This witch can be bribed with chocolate.

It’s a full moon kind of vibe.

Where there is no imagination, there is no Halloween.

Don’t be afraid of the dark, be afraid of running out of candy.

Why be moody when you can shake your broom?

Life’s too short to blend in with the mortals.

Caution: May spontaneously start howling at the moon.

Creep It 100: Halloween Quotes You’ll Want to Share

You’re never too old to beg for candy.

This is my resting witch face.

No tricks, just treats (and a little mischief).

Let’s get spooky.

The only drama I enjoy is in my Halloween movies.

Too cute to spook, too wicked to quit.

If zombies chase us, I’m tripping you.

Feeling witchy and wine-y.

The moon made me do it.

Cute, creepy, and slightly caffeinated.

I brake for cemeteries.

I’m here for the boos and snacks.

Fangs for the memories.

Some girls wear heels, I wear broomsticks.

Some girls wear heels, I wear broomsticks.

Scream it loud, it’s Halloween!

The only ghosting I support is in October.

Shake your boo-ty.

I’m with creepy.

Slay all day, then slay the undead by night.

If the cobweb fits, decorate with it.

Haunted Humor & Ghoul Goals: Halloween Quotes to Love

Life’s a witch, then you fly.

Current mood: haunted but fabulous.

Dead inside, but caffeinated.

Keep your candy—I’m here for the chaos.

Trick me once, shame on you. Trick me twice… I still want candy.

Squad ghouls.

Let’s be honest—costumes are just adult dress-up.

Frankly, I’m a little stein-curious.

I’m not lazy, I’m conserving energy for the full moon.

Eat, slay, love.

Witch way to the wine?

This costume cost me my soul (and $29.99 on clearance).

This costume cost me my soul (and $29.99 on clearance).

My other ride is a broom.

Witch vibes only.

I vant to suck your… WiFi.

Creep it cute.

Zombie apocalypse survival plan: hide behind someone slower.

Proof that magic is real: Halloween candy calories don’t count.

Don’t make me hex you.

Mummy needs coffee.

Last Bite of the Night: Halloween Quotes to Light Up the Dark

Don’t be a scaredy-cat—unless you’re adorable.

The ghosts in this house pay no rent.

Trick or tequila?

I’m here for the skele-fun.

Too glam to give a damn about cobwebs.

My broomstick runs on caffeine and chaos.

Candy corn is my love language.

I’m so spooky I frighten myself.

Caution: Witch at work.

I only came for the creepy playlist.

Sweets and screams—my two essentials.

Please do disturb—I need attention.

My bones are brittle, but my spirit’s bold.

I see dead people… and they’re late for the party.

Why yes, that is a bat in my hair.

Sugar high, costume fly, haunted ‘til I die.

Sleep is for the undead.

Halloween: when introverts thrive under masks.

Don’t just boo—do it with flair.

Treat every day like it’s Halloween, and you’ll never be boring.

Treat every day like it's Halloween, and you’ll never be boring.

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